Lets just go with "This is me"

Heaven and Hell:

You can either live your life to the fullest, and go to Hell.

Or you can fallow the Bible, and go to heaven.

Sexual Orientation:

This one REALLY pisses me off. 

You can either be with the one you love, and sin for it.

Or you can lie about it, and sin for lying.

Or you can be with the opposite sex, and love the same sex. Making you unhappy.

Jesus dies:

We all know that. I didn’t ruin the book.

But the world were complete assholes, killed him, and he was all “Oh that’s okay” and forgives them, making him die for our sins, and this seems okay because he is the son of God? Aren’t we all God’s children? And we make mistakes. So what makes him so special?

The Ark:

Dude. You forgot the Unicorns. That there makes me think it was stupid. 

Yes, everyone is beautiful.

But you picked this:

Over this:

One big game of Telephone:

The bible has been passed down for “God” knows how long.

When someone says to the person beside them around the campfire “I like doing a jig”

And the 10th person ends up saying “I could go for a fig”, well that’s 10 people. 

Imagine years and years of this happening.

For all we know, Jesus’ name was Thomas.

The Dinosaurs: 

If God created all living creatures, this should be in the Bible.

I don’t mean to offend. But none of this makes sense to me. So here is what I think.

Jesus dies for my sins.

Lust is one of the 7 deadly sins.

Sex is lust.

Therefore, Jesus does for everyone to have sex.

I wont make you change, if you wont make me change.